March 2024 Sober Horoscopes: Analisa Six’s Astrological Insights

Hola Sober Warriors!

And just like that, I am back to bring you the March 2024 Astrology forecast and Horoscopes.

Hi everyone! My life took a big dump in November of 2023, and I am here picking up the pieces of my shattered heart by diving in headfirst and offering you the Astro tea once again through my personal YouTube channel and The Sober Curator.

Without getting into the messy details, SO much of my life has changed. I am now single, living in Hollywood, and offering Tarot and Astrology readings again! WHAT? 

Yeah, I know, it shocks me probably more than it shocks you. With that said, I need money, so please book a reading with me by emailing me at [email protected].

My Rates:

• 30 Min Tarot Reading: $35

• 60 Min Tarot Reading: $75

• 60 Min Astrology Reading: $100

Readings are done on Zoom or over the phone depending on your preference. I am also available for in person pop up events, weddings, parties, retreats. Shoot me an email to book a reading.

Despite being incredibly sad and heartbroken on a daily basis, I am enjoying many aspects of my new life. Hollywood is not anywhere I ever thought I would find myself, but I have always wanted to live in LA and I can’t think of a better time than now to take the leap.

Since I have been here, I have met a lot of really nice people, attended some interesting AA meetings in the Rainbow, found myself in rooms with celebrities, and eaten some of the best vegan food I have had in years. 

If you are wondering whether or not I saw any of this in the stars, I will say to some degree I did, but I did not anticipate everything literally doing a 180 to this extent. Astrology continues to fascinate me, and I am always learning more. I feel this experience over the last five months has solidified my belief in not just Astrology, but my own psychic abilities and intuition. Never have I been more right about what I was feeling, but I just wish on so many levels I had been wrong. 

With that said, we enter March with four celestial bodies in the mutable water sign of Pisces. This enhances our psychic abilities and gives us an opportunity to get really clear on what our intuition is telling us. 

I hope you enjoy the Horoscopes and Astrology forecast this month. 

As always, make sure to watch your Sun and Rising sign videos as they are both relevant for you.

The Sobercast with Six: March 2024 Astrology Forecast

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SPIRITUAL GANGSTER: Welcome to the ‘Spiritual Gangster’ wing of The Sober Curator, a haven for those on a sober journey with a twist of spiritual sass. Here, we invite you to plunge headfirst into a world of meditation, astrology, and spiritual reflection – all while keeping your feet (and sobriety) firmly on the ground.

Each month, our very own Analisa Six, better known as the Lady of Leosure, graces us with ‘The Sobercast with Six.’ It’s like horoscopes, but with less hocus-pocus and more sober reality checks for the coming month. And let’s not forget Daniel G Garza, or as we affectionately call him, ‘The Card Divo.’ He delivers snappy, under-a-minute weekly sober tarot card readings that’ll have you saying, “Hit me with another round…of cards!”

The newest star of this spiritual show? That’s Derek Castleman, our resident ‘Sober Stoic.’ After finding enlightenment in the Serenity Prayer and its connection to the Steps, he realized stoicism wasn’t just about keeping a stiff upper lip – it was a roadmap for leading a fulfilling life, no matter the roll of the dice.

SOBERCAST WITH SIX  brings you astrology updates from our resident astrologer, tarot card reader, and Sober Curator Contributor Analisa Six.

THE CARD DIVO brings quick-hitting and intuitive horoscopes for sober people on the go. (Seriously, 1-minute once a week)

THE SOBER STOIC Sober Curator Contributor Derek Castleman is a writer, educator, scientist, data analyst, and philosopher. Struggling with drug addiction and alcoholism for over fifteen years while at the same time suffering from being bipolar, he was finally able to achieve recovery in 2018. From mental hospitals to rehab, county jail to sober living, 12 Step Programs would be his foundation, but he would eventually discover the path of Stoicism to be the key to his sobriety and sanity.

ALTAR & EGO explores topics surrounding recovery, spirituality, and mental health. We hope you will consider this section of our site as food for your sober soul. Brought to you by Sober Curator Contributor Staci DesRault

THE DAILY LLAMA brings you short, one-word weekday meditations for your complete wool-being! Brought to you by Sober Curator Contributor Staci DesRault

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